Beerbortion

I saw this new "beer" on the shelf tonight when I was grocery shopping. I was tempted to buy a can and try it but I thought better of the idea. Can you imagine what a belch would taste like after downing a can of this stuff?! You know what the really sad thing is though? I'm really tempted to go back and buy some right this minute. Sure, it can't possibly taste good, but the combination of tomato juice, clams and cheap, crappy beer fascinates my taste buds. Screw it, I'm buying some tomorrow!

Shayne