Ice Cream Trucks in Seattle are Universally Creepy

Our ice cream trucks are one of my favorite things about Seattle. Would you want your children buying ice cream from a creep driving one of these? I stole these pictures from Flickr, but I've seen all of these in our neighborhood. I still can't figure it out. They drive around in creepy vans blasting ice cream man music (which I can hear as I type, actually) and selling ice cream. Who's in charge of marketing for these guys? Notice that the third van down has no windows, except in the front where they're barred up. Come and get it children!