Right now...

In case you're wondering (and I suspect that you are), right now I'm walking next door to our neighborhood Trader Joe's to make a snack of whatever they're giving away for free. Yesterday Angel saw the security at the store dragging a screaming woman out with an arm full of free samples. I'm next. After that we're going to a staff party at St. Margaret's (think lightly buzzed priests and retired people). Tomorrow it's a lay leader's breakfast at Church, a service at COTA, and I think dinner with my cousin and her fiance. Sunday is pretty much a free day. I just have to teach some kids a lesson, and then maybe a trip to Discovery Park. This weekend I'm also reading an academic treatise about David Sedaris. I like to think that there's nothing much more definitively me.

Important Update: Today's free sample was fish tacos, which I don't like so I didn't eat. I did get some free coffee, and therefore felt obligated to walk around pretending like I was shopping for a few minutes. Angel has no conscience when it comes to these things--just walks in for the free sample and then right back out. I wish I could do that. It would save me a few minutes a day.